Shazia Mirza in The Kardashians Made Me Do It

My mum can’t find me anyone to marry. My friend Matthew looks at me with great concern and says, “You’re not thinking of becoming a Jihadi Bride are you?” Would I do that? The weather in Britain isn’t great, and the sunsets and landscape in Syria are meant to be very romantic… I’d get a husband, wouldn’t have to work, and would definitely get a place in heaven. Yes, I’d miss my hair straighteners and hot pants, but that’s a small price to pay.”

Shazia Mirza returns following an acclaimed Edinburgh Fringe run, and a sell-out visit to the Ustinov Studio in 2016.